Sunday, June 15, 2014

Sacred Robes of the Clan McPoyle

The Clan McPoyle is an ancient and very close-knit clan known for its love of milk, family showers and very hot, humid conditions.

As a result, wearing a McPoyle Robe (and nothing else except for small-clothes) allows the wearer to withstand the most hot and humid conditions in relative comfort, making it ideal for swamp and jungle exploration.

The only known side effects are a greasy complexion and a pronounced unibrow.

Likely the first of a few It's Always Sunny in Philodelphia posts thanks to my wife getting me the first three seasons on DVD.

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